constipated 

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

constipated by georgy weorgy July 15, 2007

constipated 

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

This song is really constipated.

constipated by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt October 26, 2007

constipated 

something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way

mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)

constipated by little drummer boy May 13, 2005

Constipated 

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.

*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated

Constipated by etwizzle July 31, 2015

Constipated 

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

Constipated by Ren February 4, 2005

constipated 

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

constipated by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016

constipated 

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)

henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!

constipated by usrite April 18, 2019