Colander of Silence 

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

Colander of Silence by DK0713 July 13, 2012

colander dick 

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

colander dick by disaster class June 12, 2016

Colander Whore 

A person who has all their holes used and then drains liquod

"Did you here about Charles and his Colander Whore"

Colander Whore by Johnny FuckWit October 31, 2019

fart in a colander 

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

fart in a colander by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

like sugar in a colander.... 

when a massive crowd is funneled into a small passageway.

courtney kelly and michael mcswain are like sugar in a colander.....

like sugar in a colander.... by royal robinson August 5, 2011

Coliander 

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.

Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!

Coliander by carthage March 9, 2009

Comander Bob

A little soy boy who gets 0 pussy

That comander bob sure is a simp

Comander Bob by TheRealReptar April 11, 2022