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Linda Coddle 

An old bitch who pesters businesses all abroad. Also known as one who trips on Dog Defeating, and who cannot take no for an answer.
Don't you Linda Coddle me Fucker, I already told you no!
Linda Coddle by Lt Dan 47 May 14, 2010

bottle coddle 

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.
You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.
bottle coddle by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

bottle coddle 

Don't bottle coddle him. Let him learn to drink from a cup.

Cuddle Huddle 

A group of people cuddling, hugging, or otherwise embracing for a prolonged period of time while in an upright position. May be standing or sitting, but not lying down.
"It was too wet outside to lay down, so instead of a cuddle puddle we formed a cuddle huddle."
"Our group hug lasted so long that it stopped being a hug and became a cuddle huddle"

cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010

cuddlepractic

Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.
My back is so sore tonight baby, can I have a cuddlepractic session to realign my back please.
cuddlepractic by Woody17 October 26, 2020