Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.
I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.
by Max Pivo February 26, 2009
Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.
Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.
by Tim Wentworth August 3, 2008
n.
a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.
a session of coddleing. sometimes on a friends couch. sometimes involving feelsy upsies and may lead to sticky insies when the proper coddle technique is applied.
by yea bro August 9, 2007
A sexual act involving 2 gay men, fecal matter and a Condom. The act begins when one male, usually the bottom, defecates into a condom. The other, usually the top, then inserts his dick into the shit-filled condom, and inserts the dick-shit hybrid into the other man's anus. This extends the length and/or girth of the first man's erect penis and therefore heightens pleasure for the recieving male.
"Have you fucked clay yet? He is the BEST at coddling. It makes my ass feel unlike anything else i've ever experienced!"
by eanator January 25, 2019
My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.
by Tom-ass November 23, 2006
People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk
I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.
by joecoolthefool April 28, 2016
by Molly Dodger November 11, 2015