Circle-Jerking 

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

Circle-Jerking by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

Circle-Jerking Bullshit 

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

Circle-Jerking Bullshit by anon_king May 29, 2018

jerking circle

When three or more males are shoulder to shoulder while giving each other hand jobs, and have a normal day-to-day conversation.

when i went to this orgy, i found out there were only ten dudes, so i left when they suggested a jerking circle.

jerking circle by your fathers father November 30, 2013

jerking a circle

An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.

“i’ll jerk your circle”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

jerking a circle by pushingveronica February 7, 2019

CircleJerkin' 

Cirlce Of guys, You sit - Or stand in a circle and jerk one another off.

Yeah Steve, your so sensational, thanks for inviteing me to the circlejerkin'

CircleJerkin' by ItssMe April 5, 2011

Circlejerking 

The act of a group of individuals praising each other for sharing something in common.

Jeff: Why do teenage girls say "cute", "so pretty", etc. on each others' Instagram posts, regardless of what is actually posted?
Rob: Because they are circlejerking

Circlejerking by Hyperius999 June 27, 2024

corporate circlejerking 

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

corporate circlejerking by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025