a can of whoopass

usaully meaning you're going to get your ass kicked aka you're going down aka you're gunna die etc...

your about to be served a can of whoopass

by haha No September 19, 2005

a foot stuck up (your) ass which must be surgically removed by a medical professional a.k.a (yo' mama)

a mother knows best how to treat "a can of whoopass"

by Miralem B August 9, 2005

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

by Scorpiette July 14, 2005

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

by samdog November 10, 2004

Don't mess with,Blossom,Bubbles,And Butturcup.AHATSADADA

a can of whoopass suck it

can of whoopass

Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you, dawg!

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass