samdog's definitions

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

school cafeteria

selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.

i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.

by samdog November 16, 2004

typing class

what i have to go to next hour. now is my lunch hour, and then its tyme for typing class. where i can type 69 words per minute. 69 is a lucky number, considering you can 69 a girl. 89 is also a considerable form of affection.

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
69 a porkypine
an orgy in the zoo

by samdog November 10, 2004

mankato west

the shittiest high school of all time.
attended by losers who need school

suck my dick but dont use teeth

by samdog November 9, 2004

badass

an ass that is bad.

obvious

stevie is a badass. his ass is bad. he cant sit down.

by samdog November 10, 2004

word up dog

brain scroeder is a retard who doesnt like typing class

word up dog word up dog word up dog wurd

by SAMDOG December 7, 2004

suck wind

sucking wind. its so simple

grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded

by samdog November 18, 2004