10 definitions by samdog

Top Definition
selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.
i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.
by samdog November 16, 2004
1) to be terrible at something
2) to suck something such as a straw
3) to give head
4) noun, as in this sucks
1) brian sucked at skateboarding
2) sally sucked on the straw
3) sally sucked david off
4) school sucks
by samdog November 10, 2004
sucking wind. its so simple
grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded
by samdog November 18, 2004
what i have to go to next hour. now is my lunch hour, and then its tyme for typing class. where i can type 69 words per minute. 69 is a lucky number, considering you can 69 a girl. 89 is also a considerable form of affection.
fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
69 a porkypine
an orgy in the zoo
by samdog November 10, 2004
brain scroeder is a retard who doesnt like typing class
word up dog word up dog word up dog wurd
by SAMDOG December 07, 2004
something mr bigham did to marxsen in math class today. he called him a cock sucking teachers pet.\
by samdog November 10, 2004
an ass that is bad.

stevie is a badass. his ass is bad. he cant sit down.
by samdog November 10, 2004

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