Definitions by samdog

a can of whoopass 

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

a can of whoopass by samdog June 10, 2006

word up dog

brain scroeder is a retard who doesnt like typing class

word up dog word up dog word up dog wurd

word up dog by SAMDOG December 7, 2004

suck wind 

sucking wind. its so simple

grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded

suck wind by samdog November 18, 2004

school cafeteria 

selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.

i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.

school cafeteria by samdog November 16, 2004

suck 

1) to be terrible at something
2) to suck something such as a straw
3) to give head
4) noun, as in this sucks

1) brian sucked at skateboarding
2) sally sucked on the straw
3) sally sucked david off
4) school sucks

suck by samdog November 10, 2004

badass 

an ass that is bad.

obvious

stevie is a badass. his ass is bad. he cant sit down.

badass by samdog November 10, 2004

BURN 

something mr bigham did to marxsen in math class today. he called him a cock sucking teachers pet.\

burn
burn
burn
burn
burn
burn

BURN by samdog November 10, 2004