cabbage patch

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.

I ain't got no money. Lemme stop at the cabbage patch.

by Josephus April 19, 2007

cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 03, 2006

cabbage patch

A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.

John:"Hey Greg, why would you think it's a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. You're such a cabbage patch."

by philamb February 29, 2012

cabbage patch

A womans bush when it is grown out

She had a cabbage patch shave

by kodierer March 09, 2005

cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 03, 2006

cabbage patch

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look

I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch

by Black Lasagna May 18, 2011

cabbage patch

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005