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C.O.M.S.C 

Stands for Cum on my sweet cheeks. Abbreviation used in sexual texts
Hey Pauly! Jared texted me ā€œC.O.M.S.Cā€ what is that? Oh he wants you to cum on his sweet cheeks!
C.O.M.S.C by Girthquake3000 December 22, 2022
1) a reject with no friends.
2) acts tough, but is the biggest pussy on the face of the earth.
3) is the prudest bitch alive!
4) a backstabbing piece of shit
5) pretends to fucking care about people, but the truth is, he only gives a shit about himself
dude 1: omg! did you hear that matt smith has to be forced to feel someone up?! he can't do it by himself! and hes 17 years old! what a little bitch!
dude 2: omg dude ik! and hes going out with this total whore. she actually sucked my dick last week. licked my balls too. and im 5 years older than her!
dude 1: ew! now iv gotta break up with her! WHAT A WHORE!!!! WOW now i guess he's going back to his ex with the big tits!
dude2: hey, if he doesnt get her, I WILL! <33333 yummy boobies <3333
dude 1: dude do it! its not like "MATTHEW CRAIG SMITH" actually put them into use
dude 2: omg man. ill totally fuck her too. and then text matthew and tell him every detail, cause its not like M.C.S ever gonna know what it feels like to put dick deep inside a pussy.
M.C.S by madison,nj+summit,nj=death September 30, 2009

A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.



Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
A.F.S.C.M.E. by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
Master cock sucker, a code for a female who gives the most amazing, mind blowing head while tickling your balls until the male full on explodes in her mouth and swallows the lot!
Man that was some quality M.C.S last night bitch!
Hey handsome, you want some M.C.S tonight?
M.C.S by Flanman October 1, 2007

B.A.S.M.C 

abbrev. for bad ass spazoid motorcycle club
Those dudes on the spazmobiles rule the bike paths of the world the patches on the back of their plad polyester riding jackets had B.A.S.M.C on them.
A real killer from the hood. Especially from Oakland or Tijuana. Usually can be seen kicking a gerg's ass. He most commonly has long hair and is chubby, but dont let his appearence fool you, these type of people are most commonly schizophrantic lunatics.
That nigga is one crazy S.M.C.
Damn that S.M.C. i fucked yesterday rode me tough!
S.M.C. by a real A.M.C. July 16, 2008