The pasty accumulation of farts in your underwear.
I gotta wipe the butt cheese from my crack before it makes a skid mark on my underwear.
by Uncle Stinky May 8, 2004
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The foreign matter that accumulates in your ass cleavage. Such matter often causes mild itchiness and promotes smelling of the finger committee after meeting is adjourned.
"I'd like a club sandwich on rye with provalone..unless you happen to have some of that aged butt cheese on your hand."
by dilekoolie June 25, 2007
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When so much shit accumulates in your ass crack that it forms a dairy product, also known as cheese.
It was clear who was the Dairy Queen. It was so hot and cheesey down there, he burnt his lip on the butt cheese
by lee September 2, 2004
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It is the small amount of feces that is pushed out your anus when you stand up. This small amount of feces is not detectable by toilet paper when you are wipeing while sitting. This type of phenomenon typically happens when your shit is pastey.
After eating Thai food Dave typically had butt cheese that would make is ass itch like a Mu Fu during the day.
by CaptnK May 19, 2006
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The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other flotsam that accumulates between the buttocks. With time and stimulation, and provided the appropriate binding agents are present, butt cheese takes on a granular form that is know as dingleberries.
"I need to go re-wipe or I'm going to end up with a nasty crop of dingleberries before the day is over."
by John Doyle February 25, 2005
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A Combination of moisture, sweat, dead skin and anal secretions which combine together is mixed between ones butt cheeks resulting in an undesirable smell and discomforting sensation.
My butt cheese is getting so messy it feels like a little kid eating a candy bar!
by Dick Draggin' October 19, 2009
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butt cheese is the solid equivilent of butt custard. dried cum in the anal vicinity resembling cheese.
mann this butt cheese smells foul
by girlsgottahaveit February 24, 2005
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