acting gay, or performing homosexual taunts
"oi, that guy bare burch bruv "
"stop doing burch tricks I aint in to that!"
by Vick P November 24, 2006
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1. (v)to intervene when others are doing a good job and thru your actions result in the job being done exceptionally poor.
2. (v)to completely miss the point and result in failure.
3. (v)to, in a professional setting, take twice the time, twice the money and twice the resources to do a job half as good as a novice's first attempt.
4. (v)to blunder with extreme ignorance.
5. (v)to fail, but claim victory.
6. (v)to walk away from or abandon adversity.
7. (v) to fail, be given an opportunity to correct failure, then try to merely achieve original failure.
1. I was trying to tighten the bolts with a ratchet and the boss placed his hand over mine to use the ratchet. Literally holding my hand. When we added coolant it went everywhere. He totally burched it.
2. "I wiped my jacket as clean as I could manage and said, 'You burched it. I didn't literally want the shit to hit the fan."
3. I knew he'd burched it when he hired two zoo keepers and bought 3 monkeys just to open that banana.
4. Scott: Girls aren't as good at anything as boys.
Joe: That's a pretty burched opinion.
5. The boat had capsized, but an air pocket kept it afloat. When he told the passengers, "At least it's still afloat," they all knew he had burched it.
6. Blair: where is he going?
Jim: He's leaving. He couldn't add 7 to 35.
Blair. So he just burched it?
7. He landed in the pond and we gave him a mulligan. He burched it. He's in the pond again.
by captainchez April 1, 2015
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To screw something up. Also can be used in place of any unnamed male homosexual activity.
"Who burched this cable installation?"

"He was burching his boyfriend last night."
by sexmachine*b February 10, 2010
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A family, usually loud.
A beer, mediocre
Boy1: My girlfriend is a burch...
Boy2: she'll never shut up
by Chicka93 January 24, 2009
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Noun. one who exhibits certain lofty traits of Mark Burchett.

Verb. To commit an act that exemplifies everything that Mark "Burch" Burchett considers normal. I.e. bragging about having the sharpest pencil in class. Or keeping track of your field goal percentage in beer pong.
Noun. God you're being such a Burch.

Verb. Wow you really Burched that one just now.
by Hilyardo October 8, 2010
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Commonly misused to mean gay, in the streets, burch is used to describe a mood that is caused by getting a good "paycheck".

It is also used to mean "stunna" or "playa".

"Yo, i was trappin all day yesterday, and right now I'm feeling pretty burch."
by Rich [Bama] March 7, 2009
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a fat fucking piece of shit that is constantly dicking around for doughnuts
"burch, there's no doughnuts in this house"
by analdigging November 10, 2008
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