Britton

A Britton, is oftentimes a spazzy kid who enjoys making others moderately uncomfortable. (The kind of uncomfortable where you tell the story of your encounter with said Britton, in a way that doesn't seem like it scarred you emotionally.) He, or sometimes she, likely dosen't give a crap what anybody thinks about him/her so he/she will be willing to act like a dingus in public and isn't afraid to be viewed as a fojangler. Also loves being around people.

Dan: Yeah, and then this weird Britton and I accidentally made eye contact, and he wouldn't look away and i couldn't for some reason... Haha, it was freaking weird!
Garth: Was it a creepy stare?
Dan: Nope, well yes, but in a funny way!
Garth: Oh, cool wanna go make animal sounds at people from in our car?
Dan: Heck yeah i want to!
Other Guy That Was Part Of The Conversation: You guys are a bunch of Brittons, I'm taking a nap.

by Arsonist Dave September 28, 2014

Britton

Britton To be Gangster to the end, never stop being who you are and never wear matching clothes.

John was "Britton" to the end he didn't care what anyone thought.

by Cycle 1 December 13, 2011

Britton

Super fun, sexy lad loves to be himself and talk till you start snoring. Also destroyer of pussies.

Damn look at him next to dyuvti.he looks like a Britton

by Queen Know it all September 12, 2021

Britton

An uncommon disease that affects the anal cavity. Known also in the medical feild as Brittonthornitus. Symptoms often include anal leakage, large anal warts, bloody stools, swelling in the rectum, and in some rare cases, males inflicted with Britton experience extreme shrinkage of the penis. The most common cause for Britton is an over abundance of anal sexual activity.

I feel bad for Julio, he got Britton from having to much ass sex w/ Lee.

by mcface July 23, 2006

Britton

He’s funny loving and caring he puts his women and children first and will fight for what he loves. He’s artistic , smart and open minded he doesn’t have a jealous bone in his body and will be the king he is to his queen. Hard worker when he fines the job he like and lives everyday to the fullest.

Britton: I will do what I have to to make sure you have everything you need.

by Forever2005 November 26, 2021

simon britton

The nicest guy you'll ever meet and very thiccums. You'll probably catch him smiling about something silly.

Some people need to be more Simon britton.

by Toomuchapplepie July 15, 2017

Miley Britton

Miley Britton is a very annoying, rude girl who thinks everyone likes her. Secretly everyone strongly dislikes her. She cries about this and then her mom tells the principal and everyone has to start including her. She is trash.

Miley Britton would no longer be living if murder was legal.

by Bloody nutsacks April 26, 2020