Pronounced boner, bonar or simply bona is an abbreviation of the seabird Bonaparte's gull.
This slang is used sporadically through the bird watching communities and is used mainly by the immature.
Having a Bonar on the sea is orgasmic for seawatcher.
This slang is used sporadically through the bird watching communities and is used mainly by the immature.
Having a Bonar on the sea is orgasmic for seawatcher.
by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022
The ability to sense attractive females in close proximity, usually claimed to be effective regardless of line-of-sight (like spidey-senses). The farther away, the more sensitive the bonar.
One: "Dude, I'm picking Lisa up on bonar, 25yds and closing."
Two: "You have to re-calibrate man, I had a fix on her 5 min ago."
Two: "You have to re-calibrate man, I had a fix on her 5 min ago."
by 5 Mile Bonar February 4, 2009
Teacher at DeLaura Middle School.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.
Got a DUI and fucking loves Ohio even though it’s not even real smh.
Student 1: hey can I see your schedule?
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck
Student 2: yeah I hope we got a class together
Student 1: aww fuck yeah we have Mr. Bonar together
Student 2: Mr. Boner? What the fuck
by Mr bonar DUI February 25, 2020
An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.
Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.
Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.
Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.
Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.
*An attractive female walks by*
Friend A: (Stares at ass)
Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"
Or
*Friend C is talking to attractive female*
Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"
Friend B: "What?"
Friend A: "Look"
Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"
Friend A: (Stares at ass)
Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"
Or
*Friend C is talking to attractive female*
Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"
Friend B: "What?"
Friend A: "Look"
Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"
by Mr. BonarSonar June 17, 2010
I was so horny, but thankfully, my sonar bonar led me to the closest prostitute.
My asian buddy got lost in the forest, but thanks to my sonar bonar, I found him by looking for the smallest genitals in the area.
My asian buddy got lost in the forest, but thanks to my sonar bonar, I found him by looking for the smallest genitals in the area.
by KillerEXE November 28, 2013
The cat who poses for many "lolcat" pictures. Also known as the sexiest cat ever, and is known for producing very many children with random women across the world. His voice sounds rather similar to that of Darren Criss.
by HarryFreakin'Potter April 26, 2011
A song made by Tobuscus in 2006 that he deleted (unknown why) it's on YouTube still because someone re uploaded it. He said in a vlog that it was a new song he was working on.
I'm so very strong
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand
I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder
Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex
It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex
I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes
To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace
The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass
I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers
I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense
I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian
"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way
(NOT ENTIRE SONG)
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand
I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder
Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex
It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex
I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes
To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace
The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass
I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers
I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense
I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian
"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way
(NOT ENTIRE SONG)
by Audience member June 9, 2013