"Dude that guy a mobber."
"Are you retarded? That guy is straight bobber."
OR
"This chick was shlobin my nob the other day. I thought she didn't get with a lot of guys, but she is a bobber."
"Are you retarded? That guy is straight bobber."
OR
"This chick was shlobin my nob the other day. I thought she didn't get with a lot of guys, but she is a bobber."
by MOBBER June 1, 2009
A man and women get on there knees. The man is behind the women and sticks his balls into her ass,(One nut is fine if size is problem). Next he starts to finger her as they both move up and down. Then when the female has a orgasim she squeezes her butt cheeks involuntary. When your balls start to hurt you stick a finger in her mouth and pull her back.
I bobbered jenny last night.
by Joe Shea May 19, 2008
some on who is iffy or changes sides and cant be trusted. Like a bobber when finishing bobbing in and out of the water, it's in the water then it's out it is never steady. Aka bobbin
"Yesterday day you said you was cool wit it and now you not"," man get outta my face wit your bobbin ass"
Yo don't trust his ass he's a BOBBER
Yo don't trust his ass he's a BOBBER
by hacheney February 18, 2016
Bobbers is a very sexy guy. He usually goes by the name of robert or bob. He is amazing in bed. He has a big dick. He always has girls falling for him then he leaves them hanging. He doesnt want a girlfriend but he doesnt mind fucking you.He rarely has no time for fun because he is always working or sleeping. He hangs out with his ugly ex girlfriend who is engaged. He needs to figure out what he wants by this point in his life.
by generals girl October 26, 2011
A bobber is an annoying creature, one made of pure gunk and yuckiness. It is a pun based on the name "bob"
by retiredhobo January 9, 2020
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.
"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."
by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021