blump

boring, shit,

this is so blump

by emily February 18, 2004

blump

bounce + love + hump = blump

Man, last night my friend and her cats blumped for hours on end.

by carolinizzle June 25, 2005

blump to blump

the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.

*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.

Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?

Jill: Only if you give me one too!

(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!

by Whoopi Goldberg March 02, 2007

Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

by KNDO May 30, 2009

Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

by Zarbonian May 06, 2018

Blump

When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day

God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?

by chortles November 12, 2017

Blump

Someone who can’t hang; passes out too early, quits the party to early

“Hey is so n so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023