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A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.
"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"
Bludge by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010
Someone who is beautiful, lush looking, and gorgeous!!!

Basically means FIT!

Originated In Devon
That Beezy is well Bludge
bludge by c.l.a.i.r.e. March 18, 2008
bludge - verb - to annoy, be dishonest, cop out, etc.
That class is bludgin' me.

Guy #1: 'dude I lost the bud'
Guy #2: 'bludgements!'
bludge by doo doo baby April 7, 2005

bludge donation 

When an employee in an attempt to bludge work gives a blood donation during work hours.
Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.

bludge cunt

A bludgecunt is a rough bogan motherfucker who likes tacky violence and drinking VB.
AMY: What you watching?
JAKE: The NFL.
AMY: Oh jeez, you're such a bludge cunt.
bludge cunt by thebludger September 8, 2014

Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn
Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT