blerg 

A blog post written without the aid of coffee or related substances. Alternate spelling: blurg.

I'm really surprised at the quality of this blerg given I haven't had my coffee yet.

blerg by wordyguy7 October 28, 2010

Blerg 

n,v,adj

Anything bad or upsetting, something used when there is nothing else to say, and insult

He is such a blerg!

Dang, that class blergs.

Blerg by Dru September 15, 2004

Blerg 

computer code The second in a list of three terms. Similar to foo and bar, spam and eggs, you have blah, blerg, and blarf

#!python
mylist = (1,2),(3,4),(5,6)
for (blah, blerg) in mylist:
do_stuff(blah)
do_stuff(blerg)

Blerg by ben April 21, 2003

Blerg 

A Blerg is when you hickup, sneeze, cough, burp and fart all at the same time.

There is also a 95% chance of blowing yourself inside out when you blerg.

I don't Blerg that much.

Blerg by BEWaffles December 21, 2008

blerg 

to get FUCKED up

oh man, I was so blerged that night.

blerg by SEMIGLIA November 1, 2008

blerg 

blerg is blerg

blerg is never capital just like I is always capital
blerg can stand alone or be in a sentence.

blerg

blerg by Urban rep November 29, 2024

Blerg 

The act of male masturbation where one masturbates so long and hard they have blood in their ejaculate

Fat Behemoth : MOTHER COME QUICKLY!

Mother : Oh no what are you -

Fat Behemoth : I AM BLERGING! I AM BLERGING!

Mother : BEHEMOTH!!!!

Blerg by FatBehemoth April 5, 2024