The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.
by Stevie Y December 26, 2005
To send someone home, without a ride. Mainly used when someone has been kicked out 'on their ass' from a job where they've bummed a ride with someone to reach, such as construction.
1.)Tony was bitching all morning, so I sent him bumping blacktop.
2.)If I catch Chad standing around doing nothing again, his ass is bumping blacktop all the way back to town.
2.)If I catch Chad standing around doing nothing again, his ass is bumping blacktop all the way back to town.
by Kadius March 2, 2007
by Nigga connort March 13, 2023
Demanding females of consenting age, to stalk, employing themselves to providing sexual favors of their desire
That's Jesse crowe Dancing on the blacktop maybe I should give him some pussy. I'll wait until he falls asleep then wake him up with some head\oral sex. Dance On The Blacktop
by King Sancho takinyobitches November 25, 2019
court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.
see also: couch professor
see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
by throwstones January 26, 2021