borked

To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.

guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.

borked by Dj pancake August 28, 2010

Bjorned 

A person who is both whipped and a cuck.

"Kieran's so bjorned, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."

Bjorned by InbredCantCum September 20, 2017

borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."

This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.

borked by gfm November 18, 2004

bjorned 

v. to silently sneak up behind someone in daylight without the other noticing.
v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.

"He totally bjorned me and scared the crap out of me."

bjorned by atomica45 October 16, 2012

Blorked 

Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".

"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"

"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"

Blorked by leftymcrighty May 4, 2009

¿Borked'd'veing'ers? 

The true word of God. The act of commiting group suicide while simultaneously masturbating to dog memes.

Yesterday I witnessed some people using the ¿borked'd'veing'ers? technique in the schoolyard.

¿Borked'd'veing'ers? by Doodlecock March 31, 2017

borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

borked by intelligentsia September 5, 2006