A big man, usually named Fluff loves fucking retarded kids when there sleeping and also likes to smoke weed every day of his life and spends hundreds of dollars on cartridges. Also he works at Qdoba and gets free food cause hes white. And lastly he loves big black dick in his mouth on a Friday night.
by OklolxD June 23, 2019
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from the English 'Bad Joke'. Most commonly describing a female of breathtaking good looks. So stunning that it is a 'joke'. it is also used to describe a type of perferction, as well as a large and well formed bottom.
Boy: 'wow, she is such a sick-bjork!'
by girrrrrl November 11, 2010
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People who contribute nothing to society other than provide us with the type of drivel that winds you up enough to want to punch them in the face upon seeing them in the street.
That useless TV presenter has filled my head with celebrity gossip for the last time and has thus made my bjork list.
by Kebabpete February 24, 2011
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A Icelandic woman who wore a swan dress on the red carpet.
Person 1: “Who was that girl in the swan dress on the red carpet?”

Person 2: “Oh, that was Bjork.”
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