the bisquit

A disgusting party game involving a common buttermilk bisquit(2+ male players needed). First the players form a circle (or if only 2 players, face to face) placing the bisquit in the center. Then the players drop trow and furiously jack off. When they're about to unload, they must aim their spooge directly at the bisquit, covering it in everyone's jizz.

The last player to jizz on the bisquit (the loser of the game) has to eat the soiled pastry with everyones jizz on it.

Jack: "I'm bored."
Joe: Well we could always play "The Bisquit".
Jack: " SICK! What are you, gay?"

by Autumn Rayne May 31, 2005

bisquits

A woman's boobs, tits

wow, look at those bisquits - just wanna squeeze them, don ya?

by Kate Lesley March 3, 2005

bisquits

the cracked and dried up back of the heels on a persons foot you see when people wear sandals.

girrrrl, you know you're wrong for wearing those sandals without a pedicure first......Do you want some gravy to go with those bisquits ??????

by petetron August 19, 2006

bisquit hooks

Another name for hands.

"Hey!! Get your bisquit hooks off my cookies!!"

by Mel Function September 6, 2003

dick bisquit

The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.

1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

bisquit tits

Tits with a nice buttery complexion

What's up bisquit tits? You gonna let me make some bisquits and gravy?

by Truck Spellbinder May 20, 2014

Air Bisquit

To fart, to poot, to cut the cheese, to break wind

Dirty D just lifted his leg and floated an air bisquit your way, better watch out.

by 1691 July 29, 2006