bellend

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

by nathan bangstick October 16, 2003

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

bellend

1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin

In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"

by Cristiano Ronaldo July 07, 2006

bellend

1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.

That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.

by whitetrash jim October 14, 2008

bellend

the head of a man's penis.

don't be such a bell end

by quenam March 19, 2003

bellend

The head of the penis, also used as a insult.

"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"

by john john john June 22, 2006