The Beetle is a condition in which a beetle is constantly crawling on your scrotum. You are unable to kill or move the beetle, only enjoy it’s feel upon your godforsaken satchel. Every 9 months the beetle bites your sack and disappears, leaving it infected for 2 months. You are beetle and infection free for only one month per year.
“Hey Nathan, would you rather lose one arm and one leg or have The Beetle!?”
“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
by Sirloinedbagel November 25, 2021
The Beetles
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 1, 2023
A heavily armoured insect with enourmous pincers that can snap small trees in half, e.g. the Stag Beetle, known for its beautiful and incredibly strong pincers which on the male is use to battle other males for a mate
by Cleany May 14, 2004
beetle is a name you give your friend who is a bitch or whore. (it can also be used to compliment someone, but more widely known as a slut)
by deathbug1010 December 3, 2020
by fatheradem December 29, 2020
by TaraKaraPressli April 19, 2008
(n) A variation of "The Shocker" whereby you form your forefinger and thumb to resemble the pinchers of a beetle.
"one in the crapper, one in the snapper"
"one in the crapper, one in the snapper"
by whistlenuts February 15, 2009