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1. Its when someone goes all bi polar on you, loving you one day then freaking out on you the next. Mind games, casual sex and drama all included for free.

2. When you hook a girl, make out with her in her hotel parking lot but you can't sink her so you do away with her.
1. I dumped him cause he was a total Baker waiting to happen!

2. Totally pulled a Baker on her last week!
Baker by cheemjoeknee December 3, 2011
The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.
Baker by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014
A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.
Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"
Baker by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011
That guy is baker.
Baker by Big Colonol April 16, 2009
Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents
Dude he is such a baker
Baker by SiLFo February 13, 2018
someone who is continually engaged in the act of caking
What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.
baker by R.Matos April 23, 2006