by Don_Suppo February 24, 2016
1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
by anastacia beaverhousin May 30, 2007
Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the racket while making contact to the shuttlecock with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, don't forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.
Man, badminton is so hard. I always have trouble maneuvering the head and the tip always hits the frame instead of my sweet spot.
by RXZ September 30, 2019
BadmintonPlayer: "Wanna play Badminton today?
BadmintonPlayer2: "Nah bro i f****d my wrist yesterday"
BadmintonPlayer2: "Nah bro i f****d my wrist yesterday"
by Pythonology April 19, 2020
by crackedfortnitekid May 5, 2022
1. The act of two badmins (bad admins) tossing a community member back and forth before finally deciding on the length of a permaban.
2. Some sport for normal people
2. Some sport for normal people
1. "Those admins are playing badminton with that user."
2. "Want to go play a game of badminton on the grass?"
2. "Want to go play a game of badminton on the grass?"
by Anoneemousse September 12, 2014