Author 

1) A person who writes books. Who wouldn't know that?

2) Someone on Urban Dictionary.

J.K Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter series.
author TORNADOFAN122

Author by tornadofan122 September 3, 2013

Author 

You better watch it. Authors have The Ultimate Power. They can kill people without getting arrested. They can sink your ships. They can do all sorts of awful things. So by all means, join us!

Friend: *Sobs*
Me: Author?
Friend: *Nods*
Me: Thought so.

Author by fangirlsforever April 14, 2017

author 

someone who writes fucked up and stupid books for stupid people to read. Other times you can be cool if you write books with loads of cuss words in them, or write stuff that is actually interesting and not completely stupid, and full of characters we actually care about

Most authors are horrible at writing.

author by bread infection April 28, 2008

author 

Me. And any other person who wrote a definition on this site

I'm an author

author by Dubiks November 10, 2018

Author 

Lil Bitch Ass

That author wrote about lil bitch ass shit.

Author by borf666 March 28, 2019

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

author's page 

On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions (such as one's own). Now accessible not only by clicking on an author's name at the end of his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the definition search bar found in the top-right corner.

For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn.

author's page by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005