Aunt Jemima

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.

Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...

by destouches January 10, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A term used for reserveing front seat status in a vehicle. Counter to rosa parks which outranks shot gun and various other forms of front seat reservation.

John called shot gun but I threw out a Aunt Jemima to counter it.

by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006

Aunt Jemima

A thick, black, powerful women filled with a sugary, brown syrup

Aunt jemima is the thickest chick within the Ghetto

by Ortho101 June 6, 2017

aunt jemima

when you dip your nut sack into aunt jemima syrup, then you proceed to drag your sticky balls across a girl's face.

I gave her an aunt jemima last night after the party and she loved it. My balls are still sticky.

by captain crapy pants September 3, 2011

Aunt Jemima

Liquid Racism.

oh my god, this Aunt Jemima syrup has a black lady on it! I hate black people now!

by JeromeKuiperBelt June 19, 2020

Aunt Jemima

Female equivalent of an Uncle Tom. A nigger bitch that sucks white dick to get ahead in life

Condolezza Rice is an Aunt Jemima.

by Bob Boberts April 10, 2005

Aunt Jemima

Take a relatively old black woman (at least older than your mom) force feed her seven dry pancakes. Fill her up with syrup...proceed to eat her out. If you followed directions precisely, you should be able to taste the best pancakes of your life.

I'm a volunteer at an old folks home, only because each week this lady in the back corner lets me Aunt Jemima her real dirty.

by BPC@stanford October 21, 2007