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assball syndrome 

A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)
Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"

Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
assball syndrome by slap-a-ho June 11, 2006

asswalls 

plural noun, the anal interiors

That is, the walls of the anus.
The heat of her asswalls would madden a saint.
asswalls by Tiago Zuhr October 10, 2008
a game that is made up in teenager's basements... all you need is a ball that bounces and shit to break.

can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.
Jimmy put a huge fucking hole in my wall last time we played assball.
ass ball by QBall July 11, 2006

ass-ball connector 

A gooch, or the area in between a man's nutsack and asshole. Also, called the ABC
I was doing this guy in the ass and then, all of a sudden, he grabbed back and touched my ABC (ass-ball connector). That was when I knew he was gay.

Assballz 

A rank, cheesy, sweaty smell of ripe ass and sticky ball sack that is found around the gooch and taint. However, may be used to just imply one smells of ass and balls.
I just scratched my taint and now my finger smells like assballz.

She was licking my gooch but gagged cause it smelled of assballz.

Dude go shower. You smell like assballz.
Assballz by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
Big sexy Latino male. Usually from Nicaragua descent.
Hey Assbell how are you doing today
assbell by El solo lobo September 3, 2018