tear-ass

a real ripper of a fart

The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.

by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009

tear ass

Used in place of the word "restaurant." Gernerallu describes a restaurant whose food is of dubious nature and will cause you intense pain in yr belly. A spin off of the word terrace.

When I was in school i used to have to eat at the Ahmanson Tear-ass everyday.

by athiestonparade December 3, 2004

Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 2, 2007

Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through a table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 16, 2017

Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 16, 2017

Ass tear

When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.

"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'

by HEnny Ther slawg March 21, 2019