1. Someone who judges people based on names alone, immediately assuming someone with a name like “Billy-Bob” must be stupid. Also preaches a stereotypical and irrational hatred of southern society, often describing them as “ignorant and insecure individuals who are deathly afraid of any form of social change“. It is very possibly they promote other discrimination as well.
2. A movement to make the act of kicking punishable by death, as it is apparently as offensive as murder to them.
3. A movement to stop the trading of dogs in hopes that they will crap inside the homes of their owners, bringing disease into their homes, and cause a massive plague upon humanity.
2. A movement to make the act of kicking punishable by death, as it is apparently as offensive as murder to them.
3. A movement to stop the trading of dogs in hopes that they will crap inside the homes of their owners, bringing disease into their homes, and cause a massive plague upon humanity.
NORMAL PERSON: High, my name is billy-bob. I just got my PhD and am on the brink of curing cancer.
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Why don’t you drop another hydrogen bomb on the rain forest you stupid F*cking red neck!
BILLY-BOB: I can’t help it if this is what I was named! It’d be disrespectful to my parents to change my name.
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Animals are dieing! You’ve murdered and tortured millions! I alone am clean of sin! (Stabs Billy-Bob)
BILLY-BOB: You’re a psychopath! Someone call the police!
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Don’t try to silence us! This is just social evolution! WE ARE WEEDING OUT THE WEAK! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Why don’t you drop another hydrogen bomb on the rain forest you stupid F*cking red neck!
BILLY-BOB: I can’t help it if this is what I was named! It’d be disrespectful to my parents to change my name.
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Animals are dieing! You’ve murdered and tortured millions! I alone am clean of sin! (Stabs Billy-Bob)
BILLY-BOB: You’re a psychopath! Someone call the police!
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Don’t try to silence us! This is just social evolution! WE ARE WEEDING OUT THE WEAK! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
by Glorg June 8, 2006
The Majority of people are okay, but as with all organisations, has a few idiots. people who did up the dead relations of animal lab owners and the like.
Often take things too far, and can't see other peoples point of view, or that foxes are NOT, i repeat NOT cuddly little creatures!
Often take things too far, and can't see other peoples point of view, or that foxes are NOT, i repeat NOT cuddly little creatures!
Farmer:- I shot a fox the other day. it was killing my chickens, which are free range, and not for eating
animal rights activist:-you b@stard!!how could you kill cute little mr foxy-woxy!you'll burn in hell!!
Farmer:-???huh?
animal rights activist:-you b@stard!!how could you kill cute little mr foxy-woxy!you'll burn in hell!!
Farmer:-???huh?
by jonny earl April 17, 2008
First of all, don't get me wrong i support 100% for the protection and proper treatment of all animals on this earth. But Seriously...rights for animals? Animal Rights are a joke, simply because if we gave animals rights, they would inherent moral responsibilities along with it, since animals are not intelligent enough and/or don't have the cognitive ability to understand what moral responsibilites are. Also becuase moral responsibilities are a phenomena developed for humans by humans and will NEVER exisit or apply to any other species. In essence if animals were given rights "they would go to animal jail for shiting and fucking all over the shiting fucking place" (Pen & Teller) also for killing each other and other animals. Think about it, do you think humans REALLY really beilieve they should be compared and/or held equally or higher to a dog that likes to use its tongue as toilet paper?
Also one more thing, PETA and ALF state that medical research and experiment should be banned and dont apply for humans.
Here is my response: Humans have lungs and a heart, dogs have lungs and a heart. 80%-90% of all medical research and knowledge has been made possible BECAUSE OF ANIMAL TESTING, IT IS A NECCESARY EVIL.
Also one more thing, PETA and ALF state that medical research and experiment should be banned and dont apply for humans.
Here is my response: Humans have lungs and a heart, dogs have lungs and a heart. 80%-90% of all medical research and knowledge has been made possible BECAUSE OF ANIMAL TESTING, IT IS A NECCESARY EVIL.
by Ozzzz April 2, 2007
This the act of taking your dog into a sex session with you. The male is railing the woman(or other man) through the anus while the one taking it is sucking on the dogs penis/vagina. They then switch positions, railing the dog up the ass and having the dog suck your dick. (This is usually accomplished by applying large amounts of peanut butter to your hairy blundering cock muffin.)
Jim: Yo Joe, sup?
Joe: Animal rights. thats whats up.. i tried this sweet fetish last night with my girlfriend. Animal rights.
Jim: Whats that? sounds kinky! :)
Joe: Well i was basically railing her while she sucked bingo's dick.
Jim: What the fuck is wrong with you...?
Joe: Animal rights. thats whats up.. i tried this sweet fetish last night with my girlfriend. Animal rights.
Jim: Whats that? sounds kinky! :)
Joe: Well i was basically railing her while she sucked bingo's dick.
Jim: What the fuck is wrong with you...?
by Bobbe October 21, 2007
a person with their priorities so far out of whack, that it is both pitiful and annoying. instead of focusing their attention on issues that really matter like out of control crime rates, global starvation or sex offenders, they wine about the man deer hunting to try to feed his family because our country is in a recession and it is a long cherished tradition passed down from father to son for hundreds of years. most of these nuts go as far as trying to strip these rights from us because they cant imagine themselves harvesting an animal for their family. so, in a display of infinite ignorance they think that if they wouldnt do it that it isnt right. this last is particularly amusing because most of these idiots are some form of Christian and according to the Bible, people were given domain over the animals and the animals were given to us for food. animal rights nuts dont understand that the deer population is higher now than it was when the pilgrims settled in.
guy 1: what should i get for my mother in law's birthday?
guy 2: what is she into?
guy 1: shes an animal rights nut.
guy 2: so, she is into sodomy huh? you should give her a picture of you in a leather jacket, eating a steak and wasting some of it. after that, since she is an idiot, you should kick her in the vag.
guy 2: what is she into?
guy 1: shes an animal rights nut.
guy 2: so, she is into sodomy huh? you should give her a picture of you in a leather jacket, eating a steak and wasting some of it. after that, since she is an idiot, you should kick her in the vag.
by kc512 March 7, 2010
Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.
Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.
Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.
Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
The animal rights activist screamed and ranted in front of Macy's while brandishing photoshopped pictures of roadkill. "See this poor little innocent animal that died for your sins in this evil leg-breaking trap!!" The homeless family across the street was unimpressed.
by Pitbull Hugger February 21, 2004