The disporportionately large pectoral muscles that a man develops when he spends too much time at the gym working his mirror muscles. Often accentuated by waxing.
A: Do you think that guy's hot?
B: What? No! Look at those man tits. He needs to get a life and spend less time at the gym.
Personal trainer: So what can I do for you?
Customer: I want to get in shape, but I don't want man tits or anything.
B: What? No! Look at those man tits. He needs to get a life and spend less time at the gym.
Personal trainer: So what can I do for you?
Customer: I want to get in shape, but I don't want man tits or anything.
by Robertito March 21, 2012
Barry was really into Jeff's man tits--he licked and sucked them like a nursing baby, which gave Jeff a roaring hard-on.
by fraterg May 12, 2003
A small boy with overly sized man tits ridiculed by others. People that often ridicule them are called Matt and are sometimes very offensive
by Tubby bilbo January 26, 2017
Like a regular Tit Fuck , but performed with man boobs instead. Considered as a sexual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. Can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
Senior inmate 1: Doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the boobies in bloc 4? Shotgun on a man tit fuck.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
by Toilette October 14, 2014
Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.
Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.
Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.
1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...
by Teamsolidarity May 6, 2016
Ie: When you lift up your man boobs and feel it. Amazing like gross vagina or fromunda cheese.Cold clammy man tits.
by Cesar the awesome September 24, 2008
by SqueerZ December 5, 2011