Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"
by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010
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Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit
by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020
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Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so Caring and helpful. She is strong and adventurous, and she is typically very good at cooking. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. You could also spend hours in a deep conversation with her. Everybody likes Johanne cause she is so nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have truly been blessed.
“Johanne is so beautiful

“ she sure is”
by The wisest1234 March 8, 2021
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-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass
Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes
by ThaRealMuhfugga January 3, 2017
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A smart, loving, loyal, amazing person. Grows up to be a great dad and husband to his wife and children.

They are usually a business man and are very good at solving problems, still managing to look funny and amazing while doing it.
Me: wow that girl has a Johann

I wish I had a Johann!
by The girl with blue, gold ey September 30, 2018
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English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.
Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne
by phillip the monkey March 7, 2011
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A talented and truly dedicated musician who is either a virtuoso or revered prodigy of the musical arts.
Damn, he's really good at the piano! What a Johann!
by MusicSociety June 30, 2011
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