zerk

n. A portmanteau of zero and jerk. A zerk is the kickback that you get when you accelerate from rest or come to a complete stop while driving. A zerk can be strong or weak depending on your acceleration.

v. Zerking is the act of causing a zerk.

New drivers always zerk at stop signs.

I can't stand riding public transportation. If you're standing, you get thrown all over the place from all of the zerks.

by SteelSch December 4, 2010

zerk

To Suck the fart out of someone's asshole

Suzie had a big one comin, so I zerked her

by Dr. Evan "Bitches" McLovin August 22, 2007

Zerked

An extreme urge to fight. Horny is to sex as zerked is to fighting.

Ben is still fucking zerked after yesterdays brawl.

by Ben Campbell and Kyle Harris September 7, 2006

zerked

to be considerably drunk, stoned, or broken. also, when someone's eyes are zerked, they are exrtemely blood red and it is obvious they are under the influence.

Last night I was ZERKED.

Your eyes be zerkin.

by indiana Kay November 1, 2007

zerking off

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn

Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”

by SDuckMe January 1, 2021

Spankin' the Zerk

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.

Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.

by Joes Blows April 18, 2013

daddy zerk

Daddy zerk is also another nickname given to an older male when looking after his children or if people shout if for pleasure.

"DADDY ZERK BOI, GET YOUR ASS HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU! I WANT FOOD YOU FUCK."

"Yes daddy zerk! Fuck me."

by OTPZERKAA February 22, 2017