ZZ Top

A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

by Andyman April 21, 2004

ZZ Top

A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.

Bart: Hey, look, its ZZ Top. You guys rock!
Rabbis: Eh, maybe a little.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

zz top

The greatest southern rock band ever.

ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood

by shanediesel September 27, 2005

zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

zz top

One of the best southern rock bands in this universe

Southern guy 1: Whoah dude! Have you heard "lowrider" by ZZ Top?

Southern Guy 2: Hell yea! #low-ri-der goes a little slower....#

by Rossotron October 9, 2005

ZZ Topped

When you get some head so good that it puts you to sleep.

"Bruh she ZZ Topped me off and I fell straight to sleep 10 minutes into Netflix and chill."

by Ziggy985 October 16, 2015

zz top

to put your cock in someones ass and spin them around like zz top does to his guitar.

That bitch got double zz toped.

by bjjjjjjjjjjjj April 4, 2008