Wonker: Derogatory word used to describe white people as being pathetic, worthless, boring, useless wastes of space. Used to make the white man a subordinate to all blacks, as if they are inhuman. Equivalent to a grown white man calling a grown black man "boy".

Wigglet: Smaller, more challenged, more unimportant version of a wonker. Less respect for them, not even from there own kind, i.e wonkers. Usually a child or mentally harmed/disabled.

This is the beginning stage of black youth controlling whites and soon taking over the world with other black leaders.
Khels: Hey Andre look at that pathetic looking wonker, John over there

Andre: Hahaha, no Master Chief #2, that there is a wigglet.
by CheifMaster#2 March 9, 2011
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The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.
I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.
by phoreversurf July 29, 2010
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plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)

also the pg version of wanker
you silly billy wet wipe, you’re such a wonker
by barkingbark May 26, 2022
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means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
by not conceited May 30, 2006
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Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"
IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"
by Tanoos November 25, 2004
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