1.Person who takes it up the ass from a phenomonon known as "Teh quota", and "Teh Eldridge"

2. A fucking moron.
1. Man, that Winder sure is a little whiny bitch.

2. Gah, more rules? Damn you Winder!
by Suck it December 8, 2004
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"Don't chu open up that winder, don't chu let out that brender"
by jvaldez January 18, 2016
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When the wind hits your eyes and makes them water, you get the windered effect.
When the wind is blowing into your eyes and they begin to water, your eyes are windered.
by Tamala January 31, 2007
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Another word for a blowjob. It is a more respectful way to say it. And you can say it in a public place without offending anyone
"Hay, you know Samantha right?"
"yay i know her, why?"
"she gave me a winder last night
by Fil.Phill February 6, 2011
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Abbreviation of 'Sidewinder'
Abbreviation of wordSidewinder
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidewinder, Winder)
Oh no, another Winder. Maybe Sidey should try bowling like Special.
by Davo October 14, 2003
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"Who the fuck that is peepin' in my winder? I sell hot dogs like a vendor."
by Fat Cawk Johnson January 5, 2016
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Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.
John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.
by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011
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