One of the nicest people you can ever meet. He's very funny. He loves staying at home. He loves playing sports and he loves playing video games.
Eldridge is the love of my life.
by DecayZeRo April 28, 2019
Eldridge is a goofy, yet quiet individual. Often a male, and very attractive. Eldridge is very smart and loves to play sports. Eldridge likes to be at home but also knows how to have fun. This individual is amazing and looks for a brianna in each girl he meets.
by Themostwantedakdjdb November 6, 2013
by Anonymous1985342 August 5, 2016
Self Obsessed, morally corrupt,alien worshipping, psychotics who cannot function without drama. This also includes having a heightened sense of smell,sight,and hearing gifted to you by your alien gods.
After hanging out at courtney's for so long I noticed I caught the eldridgeism and started to complain about everything.
Dude you're acting like an asshole, you must be studying eldridgeism.
Stop opening your legs you eldridgizer.
Dude you're acting like an asshole, you must be studying eldridgeism.
Stop opening your legs you eldridgizer.
by Cohorts October 25, 2009
"Fuck, I Eldridged again!"
by DrunkenMeatGriller November 17, 2019
The Eldridge curve refers to a man’s penis. The shaft of the genitalia has a significant bend or curve when erect. This is often a condition passed down between father and son and both will become known for very recognizable shaped penis. One may say when the Johnson had a heavy curve left it is the Eldrige Curve.
Woman 1: woah Dianne you are walked a little funny, today hat did James do to you last night.
Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!
Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!
by Chuckymoomoobazo July 9, 2022
by Ttfhjkm January 4, 2018