wardrobe malfunction 

When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.

I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.

wardrobe malfunction by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

wardrobe malfunction by j-diddy April 30, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

wardrobe malfunction by Nezbit February 15, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

wardrobe malfunction by kryo June 22, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

A good reason to buy TiVo.

Hit the 5 second rewind button!! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.

wardrobe malfunction by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

A wardrobe malfuntion in my personal opinion is what all the rich city whores these days suffer from. who wears that stuff, really??

"Hey lets show our tits and maybe, just maybe someone will notice that we wanna be prostitutes!"

wardrobe malfunction by LINZ July 30, 2004

wardrobe malfunction 

A really awesome Seattle band

"Man, Wardrobe Malfunction was great last night!"

wardrobe malfunction by Mr. Luna June 12, 2004