wardrobe-malfunction

1. When a guy gets his dick caught in the zipper of his pants.

2. When a guy gets caught masturbating at a movie theater.

1. "There is something about Mary" (The Movie)

2. Ask Peewee Herman

by Dr. Sardonicus March 21, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

It appears that this word was coined in the US to refer to Janet Jackson's breast falling out. The UK version would be when Judy Finnegan's breast fell out at the BAFTAS

Why did American people make such a fuss about Janet Jackson's accident? When Judy Finnegan had a wardrobe malfunction, the Brits were just mildly amused.

by moomin21 August 23, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.

I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

by j-diddy April 30, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

by Nezbit February 15, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

by kryo June 22, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A good reason to buy TiVo.

Hit the 5 second rewind button!! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.

by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004