The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
by CFP February 23, 2006
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
by cyn1c4l April 17, 2006
its definately a maxi pad
by KDawg. September 12, 2006
The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
by spread condor September 24, 2010
Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
by Petican August 5, 2019
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
by Honesteven March 22, 2012