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2 definitions by CFP

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.
by CFP February 22, 2006
The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.
Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"
by CFP February 22, 2006