A combination of the words Twat and Cunt. An insult mainly reserved for women who are of a bitchy-ness far beyond normal reasoning.
I caught my twunt of a girlfriend cheating on me in my place and she had the nerve to throw ME out!
by Aldamita April 25, 2011
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A chiefly Morrisian portmanteau, evoking the spirit of a lady's faff, clacker or minge.
Go make my dinner, bitch, before I smack you up the twunt.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
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Someone who is so much of a twat, that they remain oblivious to the fact that they are a total cunt.
I swear some of these politician's are twunts.
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As above, but Morris first appears to have used the term for his 'Time To Go Column' in the Observer newspaper under the pseudonym Richard Geefe.
And the editor of this paper brought flowers and chocolate from colleagues (and Lewis Wolpert's latest blubsheet from the biggest twunt in journalism who I have named here: if you don't see their name, it has been censored and our no-cuts agreement already lies in ruins).

('Time To Go',30/05/99)
by Norah February 25, 2006
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The combined word of cunt and twat because you are not too much of a bastard to be called a cunt but you are enough of a bastard to not be called a twat. In essence you are a hybrid bastard or a twunt.
An example of a twunt is is the asshole that goes to the 10 items or less lane with 30 fucking cans of cat food and 9 other items 30 cans of the same item do not combine to create one fucking item.
by Big B 1234 August 12, 2010
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The combination of Twat and Cunt creating the ultimate degrading insult, Twunt. Statistically, women find this more insulting over men and many times will end in a slap to the face, but it was worth it. Right?

Some could find sexual uses with the word Twunt

See Twat and Cunt for further definition and understanding of such a powerful word.
God that bitch is such a Twunt..

Gonna get me some twunt tonight...

Nikki stop being such a twunt...
by Poobear & Princess January 13, 2011
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When simply being a twat isn't bad enough. A cunt and a twat combined. Reserved for the most heinous of bitches. Usually dirty, lying, lazy sluts.
by BlackMamba666 August 11, 2010
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