by WallieR. May 15, 2020
The Greatest instrument known to man. In the heirarchy of life:
1. Chuck Norris.
2. Tuba Players. (The Tuba itself was invented by chuck norris.)
3. God.
4. every one else.
1. Chuck Norris.
2. Tuba Players. (The Tuba itself was invented by chuck norris.)
3. God.
4. every one else.
Common band-speak: "Man I wish i could play tuba." Tuba: "Damn straight bitch!"
Also note the tuba motto: "Bitch we're the boss!"
Also note the tuba motto: "Bitch we're the boss!"
by tubagod300 August 31, 2008
A turkish female name .
Tuba’s are very good at stalking, they are very generous and kind hearted. they care about their friends all the time. they will never betray you. if you have a problem or anything that has been bothering you, just go to a Tuba and she will know what to do.
Tuba’s are very good at stalking, they are very generous and kind hearted. they care about their friends all the time. they will never betray you. if you have a problem or anything that has been bothering you, just go to a Tuba and she will know what to do.
My best friend is such a Tuba.
by nailpolish October 1, 2019
The only instument that matters.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.
Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.
Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.
Girl: So you're in Band?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?
by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba May 26, 2012
Tuba player: man i have the best instrument BITCH
Band geek: I can do my Eb scale on trumpet but i wish i played tuba
Tuba Player: Its Cause we're sexy!
Band geek: I can do my Eb scale on trumpet but i wish i played tuba
Tuba Player: Its Cause we're sexy!
by TubaPower July 13, 2009
An instrument named after a hot Turkish girl. One can successfully say that they fucked a musical instrument.
by AlJerryZeera March 23, 2022