Topher

Nuff said folks.

Fan girl 1: "Oh my boobs, is that Topher???"
Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."
Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ<?:~{}{!"}£"%!!!"
Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"
*lots of squeaking and happiness*

by GotTheMoooves June 05, 2009

Tophered

The new Rickrolling or Tophered is an internet meme involving the unexpected appearance of Topher announcing “y’all already know who I am”.

Allyson: check out this video
Topher: y’all already know who I am, my names Topher and I think Olivia
Amanda: I just got tophered!

by Y’all already know who I am January 11, 2023

Topher

Topher is when a man is so hard and stiff that his penis stretches the underwear he is wearing. (Word inspired by gay porn star Topher Dimaggio)

I have such a topher right now.

by DoJoCa August 17, 2014

topher

topher is a sexy, intelligent young male who everybody wants to be around.

topher is amazing and fit

by topher October 22, 2004

topher

A person that like random people's statuses and pictures in a sexually provocative manner.

"I heard Topher just liked Ashley's picture"
"Oh yeah, such a Topher"

by runrunsteven September 05, 2011

topher

Name: Topher comes from the root word Christopher. Were if you don't like chris then you cut of chris and make it Topher.
Topher is not bad but good because The person that uses topher as a nickname is every different and nice.

Topher your so sweet for geting that for me.
But if you use Christopher is sounds so plain.

by Topher August 18, 2004

topher

the most wonderful, intelligent, amazing, sweet, caring, loving, beautiful boyface in the entire world.

nikki loves her topher very much.

by nikkiDANGER April 25, 2005