Toni Topaz is a 17 year old character from a TV show called Riverdale. Toni Topaz is Bisexual and is dating Cheryl Blossom who is a lesbian. In season 2 she was introduced as Jughead Jones helper who would show him around Southside High School. Toni Topaz is now living in Cheryl Blossoms house with her.
Hi I'm Toni Topaz the bartender at Southside's white wrym and who is also dating the HBIC Cheryl Blossom.
by Boss_bella1738 January 8, 2019
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An attractive girl or lady in the context of where you are in the world. If you are deployed in Afghanistan then almost any girl is a smoking topaz whereas back at home you wouldn't look at most of them.
Hey look bro that's one smoking topaz over there.

No way man I've seen better looking chimps.
Yeah maybe you haven't been here long enough.
by The-quiet-one January 1, 2011
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Topaz birthday is when the day of your birth is the same as your current birthday
I was born on a Monday and today i celebrate my topaz birthday which is also on a Monday
by amilili February 19, 2023
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Blue Topaz, is a shiny and beautiful gem, the rare twin of the golden Topaz. It's coloured very light blue and is semi transparent. Is considered birthstone of December. And also, it's associated with depression cure, because it's said to make the person focus on it more than they focus on life problems.
Maria: "she wasn't feeling that good lately, so her boyfriend bought her a blue topaz to make her happy."

Janie: "wait, didn't he own a blue topaz ring too"
Maria: "poor person.."
by Topaz Darkblue July 28, 2017
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A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".
Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"
by Albino Rhino August 26, 2006
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Like a pearl necklace but done shortly after urinating so the cum has a yellow color
i tried to give josie a pearlie but it ended up as a topaz necklace
by Super Guatemala Man February 17, 2008
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What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
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