A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware
Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?
PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?
Example # 2:
TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?
GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?
PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?
Example # 2:
TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?
GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
by Johnny Lakewood August 2, 2005
by hebrew_hammer September 22, 2006
to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.
by the girls of Theta October 28, 2006
Toner is another definition of a handgun. More commonly used for a nine millimeter. Often used by three six mafia.
by le_bimp June 26, 2004
by Happyandhere February 24, 2023
That kid is so toner!
by Tony AkA Toner The Boner August 1, 2003