The term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.
Dude, I want to marry that Russian chick, shes so hot.
No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.
No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.
by Nola Seminole March 23, 2010
Involves eating 6 Taco Bell beef and bean burritos and going commando and see how long you can last with out shitting
by Chefondvd September 4, 2019
a beautiful italian girl that u see when she's young and then a couple years later when u see again she is big,unattractive,nasty!
by mattylex July 1, 2005
When a mexican girl reaches a certain age, usually late teens. They often get pregnant and blow up and get fat and round like a bomb.
by westlm75 July 18, 2011
When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die
hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him
by obese dese nuts January 19, 2011
This is when you feed your girl laxatives then you proceed to do anal sex and the goal is to nut in her ass before she shits over your dick.
by Yor d November 17, 2020
by 11Bergers May 10, 2023