"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."
by joshua estell August 4, 2006
A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.
by Tybalt D August 25, 2008
by MelonLiquor June 23, 2014
Jesus that crazy bitch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. I be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.
by Beninski May 20, 2009
when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.
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my friends parents cantaloupe.
by guitar tab April 14, 2011
by Meimay February 22, 2008
A made up word for a rockmelon. However, some Victorians and Western Australians may try to convince you otherwise. They should be ridiculed for their stupidity and shunned from society.
by Instigator101 October 30, 2008