The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
by theoxfordcomma July 29, 2013
When you make out with a girl who has recently had her period and is currently using a tampon or pad, and proceed to put your hand down her pants and pull out the pad or tampon and smack her in the face by suprise multiple times. She will then look like a native american who just left a long destructive battle.
by JT fountain drinks July 6, 2006
Dude, I thought I was cool until somebody came down the same aisle as me and walked right into my trail of tears.
by Pineapple and cock April 30, 2009
When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.
by Jamie Malinquetoast December 14, 2009
When a guy brings home a broad, he proceeds to pound her like a jackhammer in the ass, get his nut (she cant have hers), then, the most important part, steal the chicks phone, kick her out of the house and make her walk back to her house, which distance must be longer than 4 miles. Hence, the Trail of Tears. You can make her wear a headdress for effect if you want
Man, Wingo, i thought i didnt like that girl DR, so why did you take her home last nite?
oh dont worry, i made her walk the trail of tears.
That a boy wingo! Headdress too?
oh yeah, no other way!
oh dont worry, i made her walk the trail of tears.
That a boy wingo! Headdress too?
oh yeah, no other way!
by John Torrisi October 16, 2008
by Fart Brewer March 7, 2008
The opposite of a happy trail. The hair leading down the back towards the ass crack of a male/female.
by John Runde June 12, 2008