Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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A nickname a Father gives to a child he adores.
Hey,Squirt....go grab me a beer.
by thrushpuppy July 23, 2015
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When a girl is in the middle of an orgasm that she squirts cum out her pussy
"jane, I squirted 5 meters last night"
"Anna, well I squirted 6
by Thechavman September 23, 2019
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A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.
by d_girl August 11, 2006
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Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!
"Awh, Shit! Plug your nose, I got the squirts"
by afterx3glow March 5, 2009
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when a female ejaculates a clear, odorless, liquid from her urethra due to stimulation of the "g-spot" to orgasm.
If you are a squirter you should have plenty of towels handy.
by cj313403 May 21, 2005
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The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. Often accomplished by some serious clit stimulation, or G-Spot stimulation.

*Girls who can do this are god.
"I was eating her pussy and sucking on her clit she squited all over my face"

"Dude, last night I bent Jill over the kitchen table, and she squirted all over my cock"
by Chelby June 2, 2007
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