a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"
by Sexydimma March 23, 2018
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a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"
by Sexydimma March 26, 2018
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a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"
by Sexydimma February 19, 2021
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A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*
by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 2, 2010
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A statement to a woman that either the world is too harsh for her innocent beauty, or that she innocently brings pain to all the men around her because of her beauty, or ideally, both. The idea is that it would be better if her beauty were left unappreciated for all of her life.
Hamlet: Get thee to a nunnery. Thou wouldst not be a breeder of sinners
by cogitheum@mac.com February 24, 2009
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Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.
That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless
by King Cudz September 10, 2022
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a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize
since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"
by Sexydimma October 22, 2016
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