"I was cooking today when I forgot to put the thingymabob in the oven" says Nancy. "Ugh Nancy, your such a mum!" Says Bryan
by 1jenna111 July 10, 2013
If you say something and someone thinks you're lying, they'll say "say mums" and that means if you're lying, something happens to your mum. some people, like me, don't believe in this.
Person 1: Oh yeah my dad got robbed yesterday
Person 2: nah rubbish, say mums!
person 1: mums
person 2: oh DAMN
Person 2: nah rubbish, say mums!
person 1: mums
person 2: oh DAMN
by NailLover101 February 23, 2018
Very prude old woman with an ugly living room. Bam and Jess Margera's grandma(Phil and Don Vito's mom).
by Lindsey February 14, 2004
Someone That Is There For You. Helps You Amoung Other Things. Also, Comes In Your Room Without Knocking When Your Draining The Main Vain :O
Omfg, Wtf?!?! Mum.. Fucking Knock!! For Fuck Sake.. Can't You See It's Small Enough Without Yet More People Laughing - Jamie Simms
by Like, Wtf?!? April 5, 2008
the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming
by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008
An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.
by 2020 is Satan April 2, 2020
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
by H.T.J March 3, 2005